The Doughnut as of 2014 |
The hors d'oeuvre tray at a library staff orientation in
November of 1980 concluded in a common scenario. Whether owing to caution against
a breach of etiquette or fearing the appearance of gluttony, a single doughnut
remained untouched and alone on the tray. Additionally, as is another common
situation in such informal social occasions, no one claimed responsibility for
cleaning away the food after the party. This lone survivor of the carbohydrate laden
feeding frenzy, a Dunkin’ Donut cake doughnut, remained forgotten on its
platter.
Several days later, opportunity arose for The Doughnut to
establish itself as a working member of the UNCG community. The employees to
the library bindery (now Preservation Services) procured an old stereo from
which they hoped to listen to the university radio station. Tragically, no
amount of modification to the antennae improved the reception. After everything
from framing wire to metal binders was added to make the signal listenable with
no improvement, all eyes fell upon The Doughnut. It was added to one of the
binder clips on the improvised antennae, and the “college radio station came in
loud and clear.” The radio was replaced over the following months, but The
Doughnut remained suspended from the binder clip for the next five years. Over
the years, it is reported that many people would notice the doughnut, but no
one ever inquired as to why it was hanging in the library.
After five years, an accidental collision with a student
freed The Doughnut, and to the amazement of everyone, it “clincked to the floor
like a piece of stoneware.” One small fragment was chipped from its ossified
body, but it remained intact otherwise. By this time, The Doughnut had shrunk
to about ten percent its original size. In honor of its years of service and
impressive fortitude, The Doughnut remained in the library, both as an esteemed
artifact and as a valued colleague.
Initially, The Doughnut was honored on the five year
anniversary of its arrival to UNCG, much like any other UNCG employee. The
Jackson Library Staff Association held the First Annual Doughnut Festival in
1985, in which celebrants were encouraged to adapt song titles, movie title, opening
lines of books, and compose poetry to exalt what was becoming a workplace
icon. Notable entries in the song category included “Don’t Come Home Drinkin’ with
Doughnuts on Your Mind” and “You Ain’t Woman Enough to Take My Doughnut.”
On its tenth anniversary, a black, velvet-lined case was
constructed specifically for The Doughnut, but it was the twentieth anniversary
in 2000 that brought The Doughnut to national attention. The Doughnut had been
embraced by the local North Carolina media, but the Associated Press picked up
the story for the twentieth anniversary. An article about The Doughnut made it
into the Chronicle of Higher Education and
National Public Radio. Famously, it was billed above the Pope in a Ripley’s Believe It or Not column in
2001. Having matured from its two decades of fame, The Doughnut was installed into
a professionally constructed glass exhibit case in 2010.
This November will be the 40th anniversary of the
Doughnut arriving at UNCG, ranking its years on campus among many employees
looking towards their retirement. Rest assured, there are no rumors
circulating of The Doughnut’s retirement. Although not formally accessioned
into the university’s archives, The Doughnut remains a permanent figure in
Jackson Library lore.